Picture in place of copy/text so I don't have to type it again. I've already tried a new starter relay and that didn't work. Main thing is that all lights go on, normal interior beeps, and all electronics work, just silent upon key-turn with a small whirring noise after failed start.
I stupidly forgot to disconnect the battery before removing ignition coils and changing spark plugs. Now the car won't attempt to start but all lights go on like normal. After some research I pulled some small fuses like the AM2 30a, AM1 5a, and IG2 10a, but all looked fine. I know I may have blown the starter relay (in this case a big purple relay) but even when pulling the tab back I haven't been able to get it out with my fingers. Didn't want to mangle the starter relay so I stopped trying. Lastly I fear it may be the 100a ALT main fuse, I couldn't tell if it was blown by looking at the top. I believe it is bolted down and I'd have disassemble the fuse box just to remove it.
Pardon the stupidity, any help is appreciated.