u/AwkardlyAwaiting

Athens used to be absolutely spoiled when it came to FroYo. We had the Beechwood TCBY back in the Stone Age, then Menchie’s rolled in like it was the second coming of frozen dairy.

Now? Crickets. Every single one of them has ghosted us.

At this point, I’d vote for literally any mayoral candidate (communist, libertarian, flat-earther, whatever) as long as their platform includes one sacred promise: Make Athens FroYo Again.

My ballot, my toppings. No further questions.

(Bonus points if Tim Denson wants to propose setting up municipally-funded FroYo stations for the masses. SPLOST-Yo?)