What are some fun pseudomormon quotes spinning off of existing quotes?
I'll start.
"Young women, please understand that if you think independently, you are magnifying this problem by becoming antimormon literature to the men who see you."
-President Dallas Itch Birch
Based on Oak's OG quote:
>Young women, please understand that if you dress immodestly, you are magnifying this problem by becoming pornography to some of the men who see you.