Witty responses to my gf’s transphobic grandparents?
Going on a trip with my gf’s family soon, who have just officially learned that we are dating. My gf has warned me that I’ll likely be cornered / isolated at some point to be questioned, frankly, “why are you dating a transgender?” And similar weird things.
I like to be witty / disruptive with my responses to their transphobia. I nearly got kicked out of my first dinner with my gf’s dad for pretending not to recognize her deadname when he referred to her with it. So I’m going to stand firm that I am a Straight man (which im not), to prove that I view her purely as a girlfriend, and that liking her does not “mean I’m gay”.
Currently I’m thinking of saying, “well, i’m a tits guy, and she has those.”
Edit: before more comments come in questioning my gf and I’s judgement, no we do not WANT to be around these people. We are college students peacemaking with people my gf is still financially dependent on.
I am looking for non-serious responses purely because my relationship with them is very temporary.