‘Twas a slow and boring night as my coworker and I pondered on a feast so unfathomable that it could go down in history as a legendary sandwich of olde. Putting our two mad minds together, we created a sandwich so horrifying and so monstrous that it just could not be contained. For we feared its sheer mass was just too much to bear on our own. As the birth of this egregiously large sandwich spawned Into existence, we decided the world finally needed to know what we’ve done…
Including a mixed assortment of 6 inches worth of steak, chicken, and turkey with 4 footlongs worth of bacon, avocado, and chipotle sauce, this sandwich is truly a feast for kings. We also added a bag of Doritos and 4 footlongs worth of nacho cheese sauce and a plethora of other ingredients.
We counted everything individually and the calories added up to 3,816 calories, that’s 1,908 calories per half.
We’re calling it, The Legend.