Would y'all Lowkey fw a underground totally not shady tournament style thing? It's for charity and not for Hakari pocket trust
That, or Hakari randomly kidnap you and pair you up with the most randomest mf like i did With Tobi and Battle Beast
"YO YO YO WHAT'S COOKING TRACEN!!!!"
"IT'S THE BIG MAN HAKARI AND TODAY I BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM MY FIGHT CLUB...."
" AN EPIC FIGHT BETWEEN A RANDOM DUDE I FIND AND.... "
"Drum rolls please."
DDDDRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-
"I FOUND HIM RANDOMLY IN SOME PLACE SO I HIRED HIM AND SHIT!"
The camera panned toward Battle Beast who genuinely standing menacingly.
"WITH THE STRENGTH OF... Uh... I DUNNO 100 FUCKING GORRILAS WE GOT THE FEROCIOUS KITTEN OR SHIT!!!!"
"AND THEN WE GOT!!!!!!!"
"Tobi."
"ENJOY THE SHOW OR SHIT!!!!!!"
"...You want a... Plushie..?"
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"And specifically an Umamusume plushie?"
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"Well that came out of nowhere. Bet, gimme a bit of time I'll get it for you."
[Now playing: Funky Town]
The bright neon light of the arcade lightly danced on Hakari face. Instead of going to a shop—Like a normal person would—Hakari in all of his infinite wisdom decided that hitting the arcade for them Winning Ticket ought to reward him with a plushie or two.
Time and time again, when you're unsure who to turn the tide—Always bets on Hakari, why? Because some way or another his luck would paid out in the long run.
Shuffling the coins between the gaps of his finger, Hakari squatted down as he rubbed his chin, getting hit with a dilemma.
He could;
A) Hit the claw machine. Instant and easy win due to his luck.
B) Play other arcade games to accumulated tickets, take more time but hey, fun time.
C) There's a pachinko machine—
THERE'S A PACHINKO MACHINE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Hakari eyes immediately glued to the elephant in the room, as if he just strike gold.
This gonna be a long, long night for Hakari-
[1 hours later.]
Bzzzzzzt-
A fly swiftly flew out of his wallet, Hakari simply stares as the the fly picked up what appear to be the last 100¥ coins residing in Hakari's wallet.
Special week: 1000 tickets
Silence Suzuka: 1000 tickets
Oguri cap: 1000 tickets
Hakari tickets: 777...
Ironically, the lucky numbers... Isn't so lucky.
[Help the bros out please he's kinda broke 🙏🙏🙏]