TIFU by having solo time before my mom went to bed
Im. just. mortified.
Basically my mom said she was going to bed. so i start doing my stuff. my mom never comes in my room and my sister goes to bed early.
and im literally in the middle of doing it and my mom opens my door to let my dog (who sleeps in my room) in. i hear the door open, PRAY it’s not my little sister, but no! it’s my mother!
she looks at me, and I’m HORRIFIED, then my phone (which has porn on it, I’m just PRAYING right now that she doesn’t see), an days “I’m sorry- uh here’s your dog-“ and shuts the door.
oh my god. oh my god. oh my GOD. I’m freaking out. she’s very “I don’t care if you have sex as long it’s protected“ since I’m late teens, but she has all porn sites blocked (I use Reddit to get it, which she doesn’t know) and we never talk about solo acts.
dude I’m actually freaking out this was like 5 minutes ago.
TL;DR: I was “gooning” and my mom walked in and I’m so mortified and I feel like I should say something but idk what and I’m really embarrassed.