u/Alternative_Panda_85

Ah shit I fucked that title up. Did it the European way. Sorry. It's supposed to say "May the Fourth be a nice day for you!"

[cough]

So here we are. Back again. You on reddit. Me on reddit. How kismet. Must be fate. Or boredom. Probably boredom. And loneliness. Definitely loneliness.

I should get to the point and list all the ways I'm very desirable as a partner and/or friend and/or emergency contact and/or hate-watching-the-world-burn buddy. Okay here goes. Reasons you should write me:

I'm not a Nazi.

But I am tall like one.

There you go. Your move.

Ah shit I fucked that title up. Did it the European way. Sorry. It's supposed to say "May the Fourth be a nice day for you!"

[cough]

So here we are. Back again. You on reddit. Me on reddit. How kismet. Must be fate. Or boredom. Probably boredom. And loneliness. Definitely loneliness.

I should get to the point and list all the ways I'm very desirable as a partner and/or friend and/or emergency contact and/or watching-the-world-burn buddy. Okay here goes. Reasons you should write me:

I'm not a Nazi.

But I am tall like one.

There you go. Your move.