u/AlsoTheFiredrake

I was at Waffle House, around 2:30 a.m., just eating some food. I didn't even work the evening before, I was dressed in cargo pants and a random t shirt. All of a sudden, some guy starts getting agro over a pick up food order and starts throwing things and threatening the staff, who keep telling him to get out, leave, they're calling the cops.

I just happened to have my handcuffs and pepper spray in my cargo pants pockets. So I pulled them both out and showed them to him and told him that the employees don't want him here anymore and he can either leave or he can leave in cuffs. Even though I wasn't in any kind of uniform, he asked me if I was security and I told him yes. I am. So leave now or deal with the cops and me.

He left, yelling the whole time but he left. I went back to my meal and when I was ready to pay, the waitress told me she was comping my meal and I told her she didn't have to do that. She said she wanted to and she thanked me and hoped I would come back.

The cops did eventually show up but the guy was long gone by then. At least I was there and nothing serious really happened. After all, I wasn't even on the clock.

Such a distinguished gentleman.

Probably not the norm but here you go. Hope you like it.

Does SUNO always seem to shoe horn in a particular word or phrase into all of your songs? Every song that I make somehow always has the word storm, stormy, storm-eyed, or some variation thereof in it. Even when it doesn't make any sense at all.