There I was, in one of my stupid and weak “friendly” lobbies 🤢🤢🤮🤮 and another Raider approached - an interaction which I obviously HATE. This very *weak* carebear proceeded to greet me nonchalantly and once we established mutual friendliness he told me he had something for me.
IM ☠️ I thought: “he’s going to take out a g-g-g-gun and sh-sh-shoop me!” but instead this complete *loser* dropped me a Vulcano and wished me a good raid for he was going on the Expedition. I was obviously skeptical because how could a “friendly” “player” survive in this game and do well enough to complete the Expedition??? HOGWASH
Then in another raid some *complete losers* played instruments and found people all over the map to join up and dance HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE we were having fun and taking down any arc that came near. BORING obviously because we weren’t shooting each other instead acting like the smooth-headed weak-willed and fortitude-lacking compatriots we are.
Anyway people keep playing this game in dumb and weak ways. Not strong like the pvpers. If I EVER met a pvper I would bow down and beg for my life because they are at least seven echelons above me 🙏🙏🙏 please let me stay in my safe lobbies where I will never achieve anything in the game worthwhile and have a terrible time