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Woman: How about 10 tomorrow?
Man: No, that's too many.
u/Aggravating_Dot_5217 — 12 days ago
Woman: How about 10 tomorrow?
Man: No, that's too many.
I don't know what he laced them but I've been tripping all day.
Man 2: Why you so upset?
Man 1: Today, I ran over 5 miles.