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Mom’s Prayer

A grandma says to her grandson before bed:

"Sweetie, would you like to say the prayer you heard from your mommy?"

"Yes! Ohhh, God, yes, God, don't stop, ohhh, God, yes, yes!"

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u/AgeversShop — 8 days ago

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I think I have a problem. I’ve reached a point where I can't stop playing Zero Hour Skirmish mode. I’ve beaten all the maps on the hardest difficulty

I’ve reached peak efficiency: My GLA workers finally have their shoes, my China hackers are funding my retirement, and I’ve delivered more "Postal Services" than the actual mail. I close my eyes and I hear "Building is complete," "AK-47s for everyone!" and the constant hum of a Particle Cannon ready to fire.

Seriously though, is there a support group for this? Or should I just move on to mods like Shockwave or Rise of the Reds before my brain completely turns into a Cold Fusion Reactor?

What do you guys do when the AI is no longer a threat? Am I the only one addicted to the Skirmish grind?

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u/AgeversShop — 9 days ago