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I just can’t decide whether to spend money on this fancy new mattress.
I’ll have to sleep on it.
u/AffectionateJuice7 — 7 hours ago
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I only watch videos about dwarves, gnomes and goblins.
I’m addicted to short-form content.
u/AffectionateJuice7 — 21 hours ago
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I should never have exposed myself in the elevator.
It was wrong on so many levels.
u/AffectionateJuice7 — 3 days ago