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Did you know that about 362,737 babies are born per day?
indexmundi.comu/Affectionate-Pay4845 — 4 hours ago

Unfortunately I put too much popcorn in the microwave and it exploded
So the sandman kicked me in the balls to knock me out.
I got a really bad paper cut though because it was a book with metal pages
The butter melted, and I slipped and broke my butt
Unfortunately, it was a microphone that a lot of flying sharks were listening to so they flew up and hit me