i’m actually never taking the SAT again after what happened last time
bro tell me why there was a guy at my testing center (Arlington TX) who finished math module 1 in like 11 minutes and then just sat there smiling
every time someone turned a page he would just slowly nod
everyone was kinda scared of him at the break time
then this dude pulls out a FULL ROTISSERIE CHICKEN from his backpack
like an actual whole chicken wrapped in foil
and starts eating it with his hands in complete silence
nobody said anything because honestly what are you even supposed to say at that point
the proctor walked over, looked at the chicken and looked at him then just walked away
meanwhile im like dying on english mod 2 (esp vocab)
like bro r we srs 😭
then during math module 2 the rotisserie chicken guy suddenly puts the chicken down, wipes his hands on a napkin and locks tf in
then he puts his hand up and asks if he can go to the washroom with chicken still in his mouth
after the test everyone’s discussing answers outside and chicken guy walks out carrying the half-eaten rotisserie chicken in his pants and says
“I like pineapple"
Idk how the proctor let that slide cuz what is this
credits to u/Superb-Appeal7538