Where's The Updates?
"Exactly! Makes me wonder why you even added more nothing updates. If I didn't know any better, it seems like you're trying to... Where's the update?"
"U-Uh! W-We just wanted to examine the playerbase's suggestions! We're also trying to add sneak peeks and h-hey, we also added the karaoke machine!"
"...I think I'm just gonna check the discord-"
"The Update's Delayed!"
"HUH?!"
"Isn't it obvious?! We wanted to bait you into playing our game to build up hype so we could profit off of your hype!"
"HAH! That's not... true?"
"YES IT IS! You're a horrible player! You don't care about us at all! You care more about... stroking it to Fem Tze than our mental health!"
"D-Don't you know who I am?"
"Yeah! You're a toxic player! We're all gonna end the updates someday, and what will you have then? No Updates!!"
"Stop that."
"And making fem Tze for us to pay attention to our fanbase again? Pathetic! You're like a nine year old! What kind of all powerful fanbase had such little attention spans?!"
"I-I'm.."
"You never let us feel like we have time! You don't pay attention to the devs, and you never bother to understand what it's like in our shoes!"
"You discourage us from thinking of new reworks for the game and doing things our own way!"
"You joke about us constantly!"
"And on top of it all...You just... Don't have...PATIENCE!"
(JJS players use hacks to scale themselves by 10, and use fly hacks, alt accounts, and cheats)
"I'M GONNA PUT YOU DEVS IN YOUR PLACE!"
"WHY DO YOU DEVS DELAY THE UPDATES?!"
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR THE GAME TO HAVE A TOXIC FANBASE!"
"I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A SILLY ROBLOX GAME!"
(Lag from the game disrupts the cheating software)
"Uh... wait..."
(You have been banned from this experience)
(Reason: Hacking, Toxcicity.)
(Leave)
This is just a joke btw, no harm to the devs of jjs, I just made this because i thought it would be funny.