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Did you hear about the mailman…
…coating the mail in paté and sticking it in his underpants? It was undie-livered.
u/AdFancy3709 — 1 day ago
…coating the mail in paté and sticking it in his underpants? It was undie-livered.
Customer: Do you have any more thyme?
Dad-joke reply: Well I hope so—I’m only 19