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Like genuinely asking at this point.
I always imagined I’d meet the love of my life irl. You know… accidentally reaching for the same book, enemies to lovers, slow burn, background music playing. Unfortunately my circle is small and I don't go out much.
So out of desperation, I sometimes answer DMs.
The perverts reveal themselves within 3 messages minimum. Olympic level speed. Blocked immediately.
But even the "normal" ones somehow manage to turn me off. Either they’re younger, or they have the conversational range of a damp sock.
And why does every conversation feel the same?
“What do you do?”
“What music do you like?”
“How was your day?”
Brother I do not know you enough to discuss my day. I barely know my own lore. I'm always hoping someone is aiming to discuss a comment, we dive deep into a topic and then we click.
Some reply with one-word answers like they’re being charged per letter. Others have the exact same personality copy-pasted from factory settings.
No humor. No banter. No weird observations. No chemistry. Just vibes generated by AI trained exclusively on beige walls.
At this point I’m starting to think maybe I’ll never truly click with anyone. Either that or I was designed specifically for conversations that only exist in comment sections at 2am.