So I was walking around Hollywood when I saw Conan. He was just walking around. I then went up to him and said “Hey aren’t you that ginger FUCK?!” I was busting his balls, as comedians do. He then laughed hysterically and said, “You’re gonna be someone one day, kid.” And look at me now
So I was eating my own shit while shoving a gopher up my ass while pissing into my eyes while cumming out of my nose while farting the ABCs while doing a back flip, as you do
I was talking to my friend about an upcoming anime convention that we want to go to and he said he wants to dress up as pikachu. I thought that was weird because if you’re gonna dress up as a character from Pokemon wouldn’t you rather be Ash? Like, wouldn’t you rather be the master than the slave? My friend then said pikachu is way stronger and could escape Ash if he wanted to but then I asked him, “Do you think the slaves could have escaped because they were stronger? and there were more of them than their masters?” The truth is not that simple. Both pikachu and the slaves were been conditioned to obey. Like my girlfriend obeys my cock.