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John Blitz it (the normal looking one)

And true blue (the crazy one)

telling John about the plot twist of his life

(Lang story short its a comic black noir situation)

ICONIC

ISSUE 1

Our MC woke up hungover from the night before with no memory of the previous day, no money, barely any assets, and with two white, skin-tight, silk-like suits with orange goggles.

Before he goes to the bank to see where his assets are and sort out his insurance, he tries to buy a pair of scissors to get out of the suit but his card is declined (with no phone). He goes to the bank as he sees that he's a couple of hundred thousand in debt.

Feeling defeated, he goes outside and sees a guy in a suit of futuristic Korean armor beating up some “Russian tourist”, yelling about some "evil Russian cancer." Thinking this could be a good chance to get the favor of the people, in hopes of getting his assets back or an invitation to the Hero for Hire Association (due to a lack of heroes in England, they would take anyone), he walks up to the guy to bring him to justice and gets his arm ripped off and thrown to the side (luckily with a hospital nearby to reattach it).

With his arm stitched back on, a new black fabric sleeve on his suit, and a stolen police radio, he has everything to be the best (and only) hero in England. As he listens to the radio, he hears about a bunch of families going missing. Now faced with a golden opportunity, he sets off to find out who's doing this. So he heads to the hood.

ISSUE 2

On his way to the hood in order to discover something, his journey takes him to a train. On that train, he sees his really hot Korean girlfriend who's really good looking (This does have plot relevance eventually, trust me.) They catch up, and he tells her what happened with his money and how he's trying to fix it, but not any of the hero stuff.

But all of a sudden, the train crashes as we see a magnet man with a purple cape. He says something about being evil and how he, a magnet man, crashed the train, but before he can finish, a yellow-skinned man in a red cape and pants saves the day. He says his name is Starman, an alien from outer space from a dead planet whose one goal in life is to make sure the Earth stays safe (but he started today).

Our MC puts on his suit and tries to tell the Starman he could help, but he coldly refuses. One punch sends the magnet man flying across the horizon, so now MC is left upset and feeling defeated. He steals a phone and walks to the hood, and it gets dark by the time he's there.

When he gets there, it's just a dark alleyway. As two white glowing eyes show the silhouette of a black-caped figure with a yellow symbol on his chest, being no one else but the man, the myth, the legend: the Batman.(baseball bat man).

So he asks Batman and the gangsters if they know anything, he doesn't, and beats up the MC to near death, but luckily there was a doctor, Dr. Vector von Domanic, and he sends him away, but before that he told him about an evil Russian warehouse that could be connected to it all.

Later…

We cut to a big mansion in the countryside. A family sits ready for dinner as a robot maid gets ready to prepare. A conversation starts as MC's girlfriend says there must have been a mess-up in both of your schedules. Her dad, Dr. Vector von Domanic, looks confused as he says, "What do you mean?"

"Wrong train time," she says. Then Starman looks at Frank M. Man, and says, "You said it was the 3 o'clock." Her brother John starts to laugh as he says, "You're the worst bunch of actors I've ever seen.”

And then ISSUE

Our MC heads to the warehouse: no Russians, no evils, just two Chais, one small one, and a bald guy with a buzz saw for a mohawk. He says that he's Buzz Saw (a Jigsaw rip-off) and a few drunk homeless people.

Later…

We get introduced to a new guy, a cheap lawyer, a mediocre dad and a bad husband. Knowing how distant he's grown from his family, wanting help he goes to someone even cheaper: the therapist.

He is told that some family therapy would be best. He agrees, and the therapist tells his partner about him… He wakes up tied to a chair, his wife in another. We met the new family therapist. A buzz saw walks in, dragging their son in another chair, getting ready for some fire family therapy.

As he lights the boy on fire, his screams pierce the room as his parents argue for a good 2 to 3 minutes about who's at fault, shouting with the boy screaming in the background. Buzzsaw pulls out a gun and says he will shoot whoever is at fault for the boy burning alive. Another 2 to 3 minutes pass before the dad says it's his fault and confesses to asking for this therapy. He's cut off by the sound of a gunshot, shooting his wife, which awakens our MC, who was sleeping in a nearby hotel.

The MC makes it there in time, sneak-attacking Buzzsaw while he was giving a monologue about forgiveness and an evil Russian cancer. The guy is not happy, but he's safe, though he knows he would be somewhat guilty for his son's murder and the death of his wife. As he walks away, he sees a payphone and calls a friend, telling him about everything. But when he says something about the evil Russian cancer, a black van pulls up and kidnaps him.

Meanwhile, the MC just put Buzzsaw in makeshift handcuffs. He would have killed him if it weren't for his religious morals, but Starman floats down and congratulates our MC for his first caught bad guy and tells him he can take it from here.

If you made it this far I will post more of the issues when I make the covers thanks for reading and please give me some motivation to Finnish the rest of my story

Art( by me )

also I'll put them in the comments if you wanna screenshot to use

Second image if you want to stay on theme

Evangelion inspired

Okay, so a story about a man who wakes up drunk one day with no money and in a skin-tight suit, who decides to be a hero to try and earn it back.

Would fall read it if I ever inked it out

And also how do you rate the cover because I thought I did well

So this is John Galactic

Hes like evil he don't want to be but he is

But I think there's something off about him

Wanna see if yous can help