Frens,
Is tuxedo princess Luna heer. Ai haz come to tell yu of da most deelishus crime ai did todai. And how it wuz preventidd in most CROOL mannur.
Ai am noo heer so ai will tel yoo ol that ai am most currious of cats and nawt scared of ANYFINK! Ai love to explawr everiweer and meet noo peeple (moar pets for Luna) and tink it is CRIME that meowmy never let me outsideee. Ai scremscremscrem at door everry dai but she NEVER let me owt. Unless it wit stoopid "hair ness" dat ai no rilly like to weer.
So wen ai see noo plais to explorr naturr - natch... - of currse ai am currius. And todai dis da cais. Becuz todai big mecc an ic man comm into mai territoree to "fiks boilerr". Ai no no wat dis mean but beefor ai canz investigatez meowmy LOCK me in smol tile ruum. VERI CROOL! So ai yellyellyell and scratchscratchscratch until meowmy let me out. Mecc an ic is goan butt... door to dis "boilerr" is left open. So while meowmy not lookin I do INVESTIGASHION. I sneef and snorf and go down into exsaitin noo place! Is smol and veri sneezy but also veri nais for haidin an lookin aroond.
Den meowmy come to entrrans to noo explorr place and say ai muss come owt! But ai no listen. An ai no carr about food dis much (ai is PICKEE ackordin to meowmy) so ai don come out wen meowmy offurr treet. But dis good becuz give me moar time to exploar!
Butt meowmy keep talkin to me like "Luna plees comm owt of crall spase" and LURE me wit my favorit maus. But ai no listen! Even tu ally ai come NEAR meowma hand just for explorin and frens. Illegal smols must not reed. But she grabb mee by scritchee neck spot and PULL me owt of fun new hole!! Den she lokk me in smol tile room agen wail mecc an ic man come back.
When she finallee let me owt, door to boilurr wuz close. And meowmy saiz ai is not allowd in "evurr agen" an "yuu almos giv me hart attak".
Hau to get meowmy to let me bacc to hidey hole?? Soo??
Dis me thinkin of wais to go bac in hole.