The Ultimate Child Support Dodger
Maybe I haven't read through enough side stories, but it feels like a lot of the parent characters I've seen in my experience with the game so far are just deadbeats or aren't good at their job. There are definitely more examples than the two I list here (ex. Tah'luk) but these two popped up into my mind first:
Baha:
- tries to eat his youngest son
- steals someone's wife when prevented from doing so
- lets 6 of his other children harass the son he tried to eat
- does not provide emotional support to another of his children while they do their job
- uses the woman he stole as a negotiation tool to try eating his youngest son AGAIN
- calls his youngest son selfish for not trying to act as the ideal god
Gallanth:
- tries to fight literal God with his wife and two children unguarded on ship
- leaves to go buy milk but with extra steps
- while doing so, leaves his child in the care of a child not even 5 years older than him
- decides to send creepy blind man 500 miles back to his house to deliver a letter to his child
- pummels his own child for trying to figure out what happened to mom
- loses to blind man less powerful than the god his children were fighting