I was like ok pretending like I would play along but instead played this into phone at them and hung up.
I just got a Popsicle thinking I could learn to do tricks but I really only like cruising, transition and slappy grinds. I have an 80s cruiser which is good for transition. Can slappy but the wheels are not ideal, 65mm 80a. The Popsicle just feels too small, I'm 6'5, width at 9 inches is fine. However I'm much more comfortable on the cruiser that's 15.5wb. The popsicles truck setup is more turny, so should I just get the Clark deck and put the slappy trucks and 60mm wheels from it onto the Clark? Or is it too big for slappy grinds, maybe better? The only thing I would be losing with the popsicle is a tighter turn on transition than the cruiser.
Upgraded from an old dusters to this, a ly dugout and built a popsicle for skatepark after winning $2k on a scratcher and deciding to get back into skateboarding after 10 years at 27. Before when kid I rode a Popsicle / sp deck and cruiser 50/50. I like the dugout 8.5 wide 17wb for really rough roads after putting fatty hawgs wheels on it. It has a little flex which is nice and noticeable being heavier, slow cruiser, but for all over the place scrambler this is #1. Thunder 151 hollow lights that only fit the 10.3 15.5wb shaped deck because of 3.5mm offset 65mm blood orange wheels. Also have a Popsicle but I only ride transition at the skatepark and this works too, just with a less turn radius. Really stable at 15 - 20mph too booking it in the middle of the street downtown.
The new dildo advertised as being vibrational actually requires the use of the separate bullet vibrator that fits inside of it and I can understand how someone anxious and excited to try it was confused. My coworker first got the call he was like get a new one the bigger the better but they called back and I had to explain it.