Gossip Numbers Episode 4
Hey, Upper East Snarkers! Gossip Numbers here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of the RCJ elite.
Spotted: One Ms. Remington Rivers hiding in the shrubbery at Versailles because she still hasn’t completed the German Fourth Wing buddy read she promised Wild Arugula that she’d do months ago. Arugula followed through, but Rem Rem just couldn’t bring it to completion. What’s she doing instead? Literally anything and everything. Word on the street is that she’s traded German for French. She was last seen fleeing Paris by high speed rail because the ghosts of promises past were getting too close for comfort.
You can run but you can’t hide, Remy. Every train arrives at its destination eventually.
As for me, I’m definitely not in France right now. Who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
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XOXO,
Gossip Numbers