u/351namhele

Like Todd's idea of what Mission Earth would be like if it was about Lord Of The Rings. My versions:

If it was about Avatar The Last Airbender:

• A song about June the bounty hunter
• A full rendition of the secret tunnel song
• One song each for the two tribes in that dumbass canyon episode
• A song about the western air temple
• The haikus from the haiku club set to music
• Two unrelated songs about meditation

If it was about the Hunger Games:

• One song for each member of Katniss's prep team
• A song about Foxface
• A song about Prim's dumbass cat
• A song about a random district that isn't 11, 12 or 13
• Two unrelated songs about, like, herbs and berries and shit

For the culture: Who Are Parents, especially since it's objectively had longer to cement itself into the fabric of the music nerd canon.

Fly on the wall: Hey Parents. I don't need to see the Wiggin sisters writing those lyrics at gunpoint.

Hot girl shit: Neither. Hot girls hate their parents.

Shat upon: I need to hear Bill attempt the Japanese lyrics in Hey Parents.