u/13toycar

… with an abnormally high population. They question the residents about this. All the townsfolk have the same answer: “It’s Jacque’s fault! Jacque! He drives the train, and every morning at 4 he blasts the whistle long and loud as he comes through town.” Then someone adds, “At that hour it’s too early to get up and too late to go back to bed. What else is there to do?”