r/unexpecteddcc

The beginning of a dark, dangerous, and ridiculous journey - I hope you like it!

This happened a few years ago. There was a homeless woman who used to hang around our building, she had a shopping cart and everything. Her dealer lived in one of the units across the hall from me, and they’d constantly fight. He’d kick her out, she’d be back an hour later.
Eventually he moved and with nowhere else to go, she kind of latched onto our floor. Knocking on our door at all hours, yelling outside windows at 3am. I had to call the cops a few times, which always felt awful because she was genuinely sweet when we talked to her. She just needed way more help than any of us could give her.
One day I stepped out my front door and found my little wooden table had been turned into her personal manifesto. There are directions, names, a mention of city jail, something about buying a house, and a very passionate “fuck you” at the bottom.
I couldn’t even be that mad. Mostly just sad. But also… that was my table!

THE FOOT IN THE PICTURE IS A CHILD’S

Ok, ok, I know it actually says "slurp slurp" but I sure did do a double take when I say this in Chinatown Chicago!

New here. Just finished Carl from dungeon crawler Carl and wanted to share.