Many of you know me from my exciting string of money-losing trash cleanups. Indeed, some of you have wasted hours of your life and suffered various indignities helping out.
What you may not know is that I am also a founder. My proven record of quixotic failures and itchy rashes has left me uniquely positioned to spot and actionate all manner of stupid ideas. Did he just make that word up? He did - thought leader.
Now. Here's the fetid swamp we cleaned up last time. I plan to install a trash can and needle bucket like the above banger at the site, with the whole shebang locked to the fence. Will it catch all of the trash? No. Will it catch most of the trash? Also no. Will catch some of the trash? Probably, until someone steals it or lights it on fire.
That being said, a lot of people are talking about this idea. It's hot. The VCs and angels got in on the ground floor with a trash can, needle bucket, and snarky sign - there's nothing I can do about that. What I can do is offer you the exclusive opportunity to complete what experts are saying is the most important project in recorded history with a cable and a lock and maybe a set of fancy-ass trash tongs if you're drunk and feeling generous:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/7NFGWFOT867O?ref_=wl_share
I'd take advantage of this offer myself but the laws of my country are very strict in terms of how princes can invest. If you do buy something, please post about it below so I don't end up with like 4,000 locks.
These returns are incalculable because there are none! Don't miss this opportunity to actionate idiocy!