r/thingmains

i see a lot of Ben mains talk about beating the living shit out of all ground-walkers, *BP being the most obvious laid out by the community where at this point he’s in the ICU daily* but dare i tell you Ben mains, THE SKY CAN *ALSO* BELONG TO US? GROUND THOSE PESKY INSECTS THINGS 🗿 SHOW THEM YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF “ATTACK RANGE” SHOW THEM IF YOU CAN SEE THEM, *YOU CAN REACH THEM* 🗿

Hit in QP last week. I hover D3 in comp

𓅓𒅌𓉔 𓃍 ☥𓅓𒅌𓉔 𓃍 ☥𒐫☥𓅓𒅌 ☥𓅓𓆣𓂧𓅱𓆯𓋴𒅌𒐫𒆙𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𓅓𒅌𒆙𒆙☥𓅓☥𓅓𒅌𓉔 𓅓𒅌𓉔 𓃍 ☥𓅓𒅌𓉔 𓃍 ☥𒐫☥𓅓𒅌 ☥𓅓𓆣𓂧𓅱𓆯𓋴𒅌

I posted this clip on Jeffrey mains. Is this good peeling? Please consider that Jeff was coming out from respawn, which is why he was far away. My team had the fight under control, that's why I decided to run back there...

HERES MY THE THING COLLECTION SO FAR WHAT YALL THINK.

I felt like I failed to save my backline properly(my Jeff and thier duo was high lol..) on qp and the team did get last laugh and I was good sport about it but bp was angry and told me" things a joke F U" :(

I usually feel bad when I fail to protect my team I had a tank but they were learning and I felt so bad not able to do anything or stop bp cause I try to go for convoy defense..

I'm usually a great thing main I know we will have bad matches but damn man 🫠

BUT IM STILL CLOBBERING

Listen up, ya mooks!

I’m out here on the front lines as a solo tank, takin' enough heat to melt a fire hydrant, and what do I see? Four of you lockin' in DPS like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Here’s the problem: You guys are fallin' out of the sky like a bunch of pigeons durin' huntin' season on Yancy Street. Our Support is runnin' ragged tryin' to stitch you back together every five seconds, which means I’m gettin' zero heals while I'm tryin' to hold the line!

You’re supposed to be focusin' the enemy Support, but instead, you're just playin' target practice for the other team. It’s makin' this game more complicated than Reed tryin' to explain the Microverse.

Do your Aunt Petunia a favor:

• Stop dyin' the second you hit the air.

• Start hittin' their backline so I can actually move.

• Or maybe swap so I’m not the only thing between you and a dirt nap!

I’ve had tougher fights with the Trapster. Get it together!

— The Ever-Lovin’ Blue-Eyed Idol of Millions