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what do you call a car accident
where I come from (melbs) we sometimes call it a prang or a bingle
I was mentioning to my wife some news article about a crash and she said "what do you call that again? a Pringle?"
fucken yanks I tell ya. lucky I love her crazy ass.
How do you smash your weetbix?
Just curious about this, I was raised on boiling water to soften the bricks, then add raw sugar, then milk. I've always considered this a common and normal thing but I'm questioning it now 😂
If you have any genuinely out of pocket techniques I'm all ears too ✌️
Scientology is so dead in Australia they’ll thank you for running through their building
Righto, what's your pick?
I'll smash Aldi's Eton all day...
What Did They Do To Our Kingstons?
Crozzle for scale. Jeez, Arnott’s are making fools of our favourite biscuit. What sorcery is this making them a mini version of themselves?
If your kids sports team are on an international trip to a Premier Inn in Scotland, can you please tell them to shut the fuck up
Nah I'm just kidding they're good kids. Loud though.
Good yarn with a boaty
So visiting me old man up in Queensland. He takes me to see his boat I and got chatting to the owner of this funny name. Apparently he went to register the first boat and realised he'd spelled "salad" wrong because he'd done the forms the night before while drinking. Too late to change it, he decide to just stick with it. Thus the name stuck and remained so for his next boat and now this third one.