
r/soundboardpranks

My Wife co-signed a $300,000 bail bond for me without my knowledge
My Brother in law who's the player type was recently arrested for apparently stalking sum woman while having a firearm on him, he usually always carries, illegally. She called the cops on him before he got there & arrested him, he was going to pick up a very expensive dog from her but idk if that's the whole story or their relationship, he's with a different woman every other week.
So, my wife rushed to the house to get me to go down to the bail bond office and co-sign which I didn't wanna do but went anyway cause ya know, maybe it wasn't much. I went down there, signed a few papers and found out the bond was $300,000 so naturally I stopped proceeding and didn't finish the process & left. My wife told me her mom & her brother will pay the bond, all I gotta do is finish the process and sign. I didn't because he's unemployed with no diploma and what would happen if my MIL couldn't work to pay? I barely even know my BIL & he's always in & out of jail.
Me & my wife got into a huge argument on the way home that we had to pull over on the side of the road just yelling and exchanging words and I made it clear to her & my MIL that I'm not signing SH*T! She's saying "We do this all the time" "You wont have to ever pay anything" "Trust my Mom, she make a lot of Money" (she cleans hospitals) The next day, she did the unthinkable & gave the office my email & my personal information and then went into my phone, then my email and SIGNED documents without me knowing to complete the proceedings!
I found out and was furious! She was crying, apologizing & begging me not to call the office which I DID. I'm suppose to be speaking with the manager later through a phone call to see what I can do. How can I ever forgive her when she has broken my trust? She's done stuff like this before like taking & using my debit cards buying stuff online and sending money to her friend in jail and lost my bank card she "borrowed" recently. I let all that go because they were small purchases & because she's my wife & I Love her but this is next Lvl. For years I tried so hard to keep a good credit score especially since hers is bad.
Who is the biggest gaslighter? Besides Fred Herbert?
I got SICK from the pepperoni with extra cheesh
Can I get some satisfaction pleash? 11 dollarshh you are going to pay it. Come to my office.