
r/simpsonsshitposting

▲ 376 r/simpsonsshitposting
I'm taking whatever this is-posting to strange new places
u/BooBrew32 — 5 hours ago
Aqua? I don't care about that anymore.
(apologies to u/Traditional-Tone1723, i know you got some upvotes.)
u/PigWhacker — 1 hour ago
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By campaigning against Thomas Massie, I can tighten my stranglehold on this dismal party!
u/cherry_armoir — 6 hours ago
Well, this story begins in that unforgettable year of 1999. Bill Clinton struck a blow against women's dignity, and a young Alizee taught us how to. . .I forget. But the point is. . .I forget that too.
u/PigWhacker — 4 hours ago
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Everyone upvotes me, no matter how dumb my shitposts are!
u/MutanteHDP — 10 hours ago
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Muh historical accuracy
Don't even mention Hamilton to them.
u/Sure_Land_8930 — 15 hours ago
Star Wars fans debating how the franchise should move forward after M&G's lukewarm critical reception (2026, colorized)
There ain't no original post, and there never was.
u/Windows_66 — 15 hours ago
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with! It's the waiting I can't stand!"
u/Some_Random_Android — 8 hours ago
The two sweetest words in the English language
u/PineConeTracks — 14 hours ago
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Your [celebrity] seems to be emitting a [scientology] noise, sir.
u/dandrevee — 15 hours ago