r/seinfeld

“Open the f******* strait, you crazy bastards!”
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“Open the f******* strait, you crazy bastards!”

u/Pop_Joe — 8 hours ago
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Attended a surprise Seinfeld themed birthday party... I may have gone overboard with the costume...

I spent way too long on a costume I wore for an hour. on the back is says "are you spongeworthy?!"

also I fear not many people got it :-(

u/oddbutnice — 2 hours ago
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Jerry's real mom was actually on the show for a few seconds.

What do you think Kramer said to her while he was pouring milk into her cup?

I'l start:

“I'm out there Mrs. Seinfeld and I'm lovin every minute of it!"

u/Mmcdjc — 6 hours ago
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Seriously though, why didn't George get a Christmas card?

Nipples aside, why was he excluded?

u/RecentCranberry — 6 hours ago
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NATIONAL FRESH TOMATO DAY | April 6th | It's funny. The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit.

u/Character_Surround — 6 hours ago
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This is a Susie-and-Elaine problem that requires a Susie-and-Elaine solution! And, who better to do that than….

Now that we have that cleared up… why don’t the three of us have lunch?

u/mnbvcxz1052 — 15 hours ago
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By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

u/xridingbikesx — 18 hours ago
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Anyone else think Buckles was the beta version of Banya?

Not sure why but get the feeling the concept for that character eventually became Banya

u/Tough_Conference_350 — 17 hours ago

🎶Smilin' in the pictures you would take. Doin′ crystal meth will lift you up until you break🎶

u/DotOk2803 — 12 hours ago
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