r/scientology

Anyone recall the words of the auditing induction please?

My only experiences of auditing* were good but then it was co-auditing (even though I didn't know what I was doing and I'm not sure they did.. but it worked!)

*An audit is an independent examination of financial information of any entity, whether profit oriented or not, irrespective of its size or legal form.

(Hubbard hated taxes of course and remembered why by traversing the "Wall of Fire" that it was because of an intergalactic tax-collector that dropped us dissidents here.

We were dispersed on this distant planet Teegeak around volcanoes and then our alien adversaries dropped nuclear bombs into them.

Ok, by all accounts at this point he was dosing his son with LSD and sending him "back on the timetrack".

Critics tend to see this as a bad thing.

I wasn't there.

I have read Dianetics and had some auditing sessions and it was a very interesting book and profound experience.

Obviously it's very similar to hypnotherapy (which can be at least as expensive) but one of the important parts in terms of trust in an induction is that the subject has trust or faith.

The induction of a standard Dianetics auditing session I have of course heard, but it appears I don't have full audio recall at this moment.

Does anyone happen to know the words spoken between auditor and pre-clear at the start of each auditing session?

What are they?

Thanks!

reddit.com
u/simagus — 2 hours ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 149 r/scientology

Scientologists in Clearwater

I was in Clearwater for a concert last night and it there were far more Scientology activity going on than I’ve seen. There were buses everywhere, dropping people off and picking them up nonstop, and groups going in and out like clockwork. There were also a bunch of protesters around, so it felt like something bigger was going on. I couldn’t tell if it was a specific event or just a typical Friday night.

I did catch a few moments of Scientologists getting heckled and filmed by teens, which definitely added to the whole scene

u/Major_Scallion_194 — 2 days ago

From the Scottish psychedelic folk group The Incredible String Band, to Leonard Cohen, to Frank Zappa of the Mothers of Invention, to Van Morrison, Scientology inspired some great music. How was this possible?

reddit.com
u/Upset_Steak3632 — 2 days ago

Scientology claims annual IAS event generates more for the UK economy than Eurovision

Posted on April 19, 2026 by Alexander Barnes-Ross

The Church of Scientology have resubmitted proposals for a major redevelopment of their UK headquarters near East Grinstead, Sussex claiming their annual IAS event brings more benefit to the UK economy than the Eurovision Song Contest.

Saint Hill Manor, which was once home to founder L. Ron Hubbard, serves as the venue for the annual gathering of Scientology’s official membership body, the International Association of Scientologists (IAS). The event typically takes place in October and sees thousands of faithful parishioners travel from across the world to hear reclusive leader David Miscavige speak in a mammoth marquee erected illegally without planning permission. It spans an entire weekend: there is a three-hour speech from their Dear Leader on Friday, a ‘Patrons Ball’ on Saturday at which Scientology mega donors are awarded for their financial contributions and a charity concert on Sunday aimed primarily at gaining the support of local community groups and wooing local dignitaries.

The purpose of the whole event is to raise money for IAS and indeed Scientology’s lawyers confirmed at Premises Licence Review meeting earlier this year that the event does not involve any acts of worship and is not religious in nature. Staff members are rounded up from Orgs across the United Kingdom to staff the event, a leaked document we recently published showing the majority of whom are given sales or fundraising jobs. But let’s not forget: Scientology does not have charity status in the UK, which means they are required to pay 25% Corporation Tax on their profits. For this reason, the IAS event – as with many of the Church’s activities here – are funnelled through a complex web of shell companies and overseas entities to avoid paying tax. Last year Scientology reported £19.5 million in UK income and said it had £22.8 million cash on-hand but paid just £1,978 in Corporation Tax and £73,362 VAT (sales tax).

But none of this, of course, is mentioned in the economic assessment provided by the Church in a desperate attempt to justify major new works needed in order to continue hosting their annual IAS event at Saint Hill. Instead, Scientology argue that their event generates a gross benefit to the UK economy of “£21.7 million”, which works out to be 5.5x greater per-head than the Eurovision Song Contest when it was held in Liverpool three years ago.

“The overall gross economic impact of the Eurovision Song Contest to Liverpool was £88.3 million. This includes visitor spend and spend by organisers, but it does not include any monetised media and advertising benefit. This compares with £11.3 million of gross benefits that accrued to Sussex from the IAS 2025 Annual Anniversary event. The overall benefit per visitor of the Eurovision Song Contest was £289. This compares with £1,615 of economic benefit per visitor to Sussex, as a result of the IAS 2025 Annual Anniversary event.”

The report also contains a number of inconsistencies, even when it comes to their own figures. In one table, it lists the number of attendees to the 2025 Charity Concert as 1,200 but a few pages later in the same document it says “over 1,500 people attended.” The total number of guests across the three days “exceeded 7,000” including staff, the Church argues – however no evidence is provided no how they achieved this figure and there was no mention of Scientology’s tendency to count the same individual multiple times if they attend more than one event.

We did learn, however, that the IAS event itself “costs around £3.5 million to hold”, including the hiring of a mammoth marquee used to host the gathering, transport, entertainment and catering. Though we were unable to see any record of this being accounted for in the annual filings submitted to Companies House by their UK operating arm (COSRECI) or Membership Services Administration UK Limited, the UK branch of the IAS.

The economic assessment was likely produced in response to backlash from local campaigners, residents and government agencies which have shot the plans down on multiple occasions over the last year. In January, the Campaign to Protect Rural England called the proposals “deplorable”, explaining their plans for a “mega car park” and over 80,000 square feet in temporary event structures were “plainly incompatible” with local planning laws and amounts to unjustified overdevelopment of a protected Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty (AONB). “It offers very limited public economic or social benefits to counteract its serious environmental downsides. It offers no new housing or employment or business generation opportunities, and virtually no public real or infrastructure enhancements,” they argued.

West Sussex Highways also raised concerns, calling the application “insufficient” and “open-ended” and East Grinstead Town Council rejected the plans due to the site’s location in an AONB. The Church subsequently pulled the application before it was set to be voted on by Mid-Sussex District Council.

Now the application has been re-submitted along with questionable evidence, it is clear Scientology are scrambling to justify this huge development – which would result in permanent damage, alteration and change to the rural landscape – all for an event that takes place over 3 days once a year.

The Council have asked the Church for an extension until 29th May to allow them time to review the new documents before assessing whether to approve or reject the application. Members of the public are able to submit their comments until 7th May referencing application number DM/25/2223.

Comments must relate to material planning considerations (legitimate, site-specific issues defined by planning policy rather than personal opinions) such as ecological impact, traffic/highway safety, design/character and local heritage. Comments must include your full legal name and postal address in order to be considered, however in light of Scientology’s reputation for Fair Game the Council has agreed to redact personal information (name, email and address) from responses published on the planning portal.

u/Better_Night_7942 — 2 days ago

Non-obvious stats

We have had a lot of conversations here about the CofS assigning a statistic to every Org staff member for their post, by which their progress is judged.

I am not against productivity metrics. They certainly are popular in businesses, whether the stat is "server uptime," "widgets sold," or "article pageviews." Stats really can be a dispassionate measure of progress. Most ordinary companies treat them as one sign among many, however. You aren't thrown into the hoosegow for missing a number ("First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired" notwithstanding).

However, my current curiosity is not about the misuse of statistics in Orgs or the stat push regarding Thursday at 2pm.

I'm wondering about the nature and meaning of the stats that Orgs use. Some are obvious. A salesperson's primary stat is, reasonably enough, something like "income from services you sold" and maybe "...from new starts." An auditor's stat could be "well-done auditing hours," though that's problematic when no one gives the auditor anyone to audit. The Flag housekeeper's stat is "number of rooms cleaned," I know, from my short time working for her. (Her productivity was astonishing.)

But what about the others?

This came to mind during a discussion a while ago about the guy at Flag who handled office supplies. MrFZaP was put on a project to write a set of things, which meant he needed paper and pens (and very little else). The Office Supply Dude (whatever his title) regularly gave MrFZaP 20 sheets of paper when a ream was requested; pens were doled out only when you could prove the last one had run out.

It made me wonder: What would the Office Supply Dude's stat be? In a sane world, it would be "supplies delivered to staff" because the job role encompasses "make sure everyone has the tools they need to succeed." In today's business parlance, what would the guy's "success metric" be?

And now I am musing: What are the stats for other roles? Someone who works in Estates cleaning floors has a stat (to worry about on Thursday at 2): Number of square feet of Org space scrubbed? Or, what?

I can imagine that the Ethics Officer stat is "number of people I terrified this week," but surely that cannot be so; that'd reward situations where everyone is out-Ethics. Is it something like, "Percentage of the staff and public in good standing"?

How is the accounting person (whoever pays the Org's bills) measured?

I'm not even going into how useful the numbers are at measuring progress. (Most of us here are too familiar with the stat for Central Files — "Number of letters mailed" — when "Number of letters received" would surely be more meaningful.) I'm simply wondering aloud what the formal stat is for most roles. And a web search isn't being helpful.

reddit.com
u/freezoneandproud — 2 days ago

Have I scared the "It's all bullshit" (& with Jon Atack's book) the it's all Nazism believers away? I didn't mean to. Come back. Reddit is what it is.

reddit.com
u/Upset_Steak3632 — 3 days ago

What percentage of Scientologists know that their symbol, the "S with the double triangle" is a re-statement of Aleister Crowley's motto: "Love is the law, love under Will" ?

reddit.com
u/Upset_Steak3632 — 6 days ago

It's not necessary to convince people "it's all bullshit." It's only necessary to get them out of corporate Scientology, then they can sort out things for themselves.

reddit.com
u/Upset_Steak3632 — 4 days ago

What to do if someone might be in Clearwater?

I live in Florida, Orlando to be specific. My friend, back in childhood mentioned once or twice that his parents were Scientologists, no biggy right? He never said he was particularly religious and though my memory is foggy, I believe he said "ex".

Anyways, after a while, he started to disappear, which I thought was because he had a trip or some other friends. Though I eventually came into contact with him again, he completely changed. He acted very "religious", including terms like thetan. I wasn't sure what this meant. Eventually, he completely went- to somewhere called "Clearwater".

I was extremely stressed during this time, I had to apply to unis and I was very burnt out. This was all like maybe 2 months ago? Anyways, very recently- he texted me, saying just "hi", "how are you?" and I tried to ask him what the hell he was doing but after a while of evading, he just said "gtg".

Eventually I did some digging and I found out that Clearwater is the capital of the Scientologists? Is that the correct term? I also found out that he might've been recruited into the "Sea Org". Anyone have any advice?

reddit.com
u/No_Addendum_3267 — 2 days ago

Why you fell for Scientology's trap: A missing piece of the puzzle found

I have a new book on cult recovery coming out next week called "What Now?" This article introduces an important part of that book, the REM model, and discusses Scientology recovery. It's a big and controversial topic and I don't imagine that I've "solved" everything having to do with it. But like the BITE model brings some clarification to cult dynamics, I hope my model will help some in sorting out their cult experience. Hope you enjoy the read.

tonyortega.substack.com
u/ChrisSheltonMsc — 5 days ago

Org uniforms?

Hi! I've never been involved personally with Scientology or anything adjacent to being involved with it but I have researched it academically and as a hobby.

Just curious about the uniforms, however. I notice that some members in certain orgs on the social media pages wear these golden brown/yellow vests as well as a matching two tone tie, while some wear the same but in silver and some wear blue. Is there a code behind these colours? Are there resources for this dress code?

Thanks for any help! (And sorry if this is widely known haha I've tried searching and not much has come up) :)

reddit.com
u/owlyywly — 5 days ago