'I will, yeah': How a very Irish phrase presented a challenge for an immigrant doctor | He was asked if he would quit smoking and he replied sarcastically, the doctor didn't pick up on it
TSA announces new policy: All travelers will need clear carry-on bags starting this summer, but there’s a catch | The announcement was an April Fool's joke put out by several travel websites that some news outlets took seriously; no such policy will be enacted
14 Famous Rock Stars Who Turned Down 'The Simpsons' | Bruce Springsteen, Prince, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Courtney Love, Pearl Jam, the Rolling Stones, Sheryl Crow, Jon Bon Jovi, Wayne Newton, Frank Zappa, Peter Wolf, & Robbie Krieger
My mother-in-law generously paid for my daughter's gymnastics class. Then I learned the cruel reason why. | She didn't want the daughter "getting fat like her mother"
We Got a Call to the Principal’s Office. That’s When We Learned About the Heinous Rumor Our Daughter Is Spreading | She Spread a rumor that another girl was charging for blowjobs and wrote that girl's phone number on the wall near the boy's bathroom
Fed Chair Jerome Powell Just Said 9 Words That Have Firmly Shifted the Narrative on Wall Street | "The center is moving toward a more neutral place" (Motley Fool)