r/detroitcirclejerk

I can’t believe it’s come to this. Clawson is the crime capital of Oakland County

Hello. I don’t have a car or much money and a burger place in my area said they would give me a free hamburger on the house but it’s a 40 minute walk. Could someone please get me a Lyft or uber to and from my place to the burger place so I have food for later. Would greatly appreciate it.

Your upvotes and interactions with missing persons posts may have saved a child's life but it equally may have not done anything at all.

This child was held by a violent man who harmed them and threatened them and their family.

This man saw a social media post. We do not know if it was a post in r/DetroitCircleJerk, it most likely wasn’t, but I believe given the time frame and other circumstances it was most likely our post.

I believe it was your upvotes and your well wishes that frightened this man, and caused him to release the child. On behalf of our subreddit and the moderators, thank you. Because I need to feel self important, like I actually made a difference.

Warning: If you attempt dox this child, I will delete your comment and ban you. This post intentionally omits many details.

But take a moment to express joy that our subreddit may or may not have helped save a little girl's life, and if you're inclined, thank God.

Owner of the burger truk is gifting me a free burger but it’s a 40 minute walk from my place. No transportation or money. Could someone in town give me a ride there and back? I can dm you additional details

Hey all 19 here and attend U of M in Ann Arbor. I’m looking to get a tattoo just for the rest of the month but will be lasering it off before I return home to Tecumseh.

Where locally can I get a tattoo and what spot will be able to remove it before June 18th?

TIA!!!!