r/britishproblems

So you guys really just use the word lunch and dinner liberally to mean any meal of the day? As a Swiss, that's savagery. How am I supposed to know if you're meeting me at 12or 6pm?

English Breakfast? Are you planning on eating ANYTHING for the rest of the day? I am full!

Also Tea time, seriously? It involves 3% tea and 97% Heavy Duty food.

Btw I am married to a Brit and this is in no way meant to be taken seriously.

Even though the label clearly says it’s for a ‘charcoal 3-seat sofa’, the BHF mover looked me straight in the eyes and said ‘that label could be from anything’.

They also wouldn’t take a perfectly good armchair with fully attached labels because it wasn’t on their list.

So they burned a bunch of diesel in their lorry during an energy crisis to go away empty-handed instead of collecting perfectly good furniture to sell for their charitable purposes.

Absolute clown show.

This is supposed to a comment on how people complain about elderly people food shopping on a Saturday when they have all week to do it.

so I ended up coming through blackfrairs Station to get home, as i was carrying a lot of things I stopped to get a drink from whsmiths (rookie mistake I know) went up to the kiosk to pay for a singular drink and the bloody thing cost me £4.19!

what an absolute ripoff!!