Hello everyone!
England
So basically about 6-7 weeks ago I got someone approach my front door as I was leaving my house- a company called Mcdairy queens. He asked me and my house mate if I want a free week trial of milk and specifically said there is no payment details taken and after the week trial we will get a call from them to see if we want to continue. If they don’t hear from us then they assume not and will stop sending it.
Here we are 7 weeks later and even though I have said TWICE on the phone they won’t stop sending me milk. They are saying I have a £70 bill on the account and I owe them it. I told them I made no agreement of this and they are forcing milk down my throat at this point and they said oh did the sales man at the door not tell you- it was a verbal agreement to a milk subscription.
What do I do?
Went round to my friend’s house and nearly lost it because he’s got a full‑size cow cutout standing behind the baby gate.
He just goes, “Don’t ask how I found this out — the baby will only sleep if the cow’s there.”
At first I was like, “Mate… why have you got a cow in the house?”
But honestly, it’s udderly amazing.
The second that star cutouts cow’s in position, the baby stops crying!
He reckons it’s because he’s a farmer and the little one’s already used to seeing cows.
So now I’m wondering — is this normal UK parenting behaviour, or has he invented something the rest of us haven’t caught onto yet?
Nestled in among the true beefy hamburgers I found this monstrosity and a lamb smash ‘burger’. They even had mint jelly as well as mint sauce in the sauces aisle, the sick bastards.
In this week's episode of Task Master. Yvonne (Amy Gledhill) calls Kenny Baritone (maybe) for a Task.
Just watching the beef call number YouTube work of genius, wife wanderers through says 'tsk Michael, shall we watch the original'. Then, her face slightly changed as the realisation sunk in.
I guess I won't be sharing that lifetime supply of beef with her when I finally get through and win beef call!