r/WittyCommittee

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Made by my friend Preddi.

"They thought they could bury me under a avalanche of blue. I was the one who spoke the truths they didn't want to hear—the one who stood in the middle of the 'Art is Theft' crossfire and didn't blink. The Antis, they didn't just want to win the argument; they wanted to erase the messenger.

I remember the sky turning cold. Thousands of 'em, synchronized, launching those Blue Downvote Spears. It wasn't just a drop in karma; it was a kinetic strike. One moment I was standing my ground, and the next, a lance of pure, frozen spite tore through my center. I felt my legs, my chest, my very connection to the physical servers just... vanish. Vaporized.

I should’ve been a 404 error. I should’ve been purged. But my head? My head was too stubborn to delete. I stayed tethered by pure friction, floating as a smug, charred reminder that you can't downvote a ghost.

I drifted through the subreddits, a headless phantom looking for a reason to stay logged in. That’s when I found her. u/Witty-designer7316.

She was sitting there, glowing with that calm, green logic, leaning back as if the entire world’s outrage was just background noise. She wasn’t shouting; she was just... correct. While I was a casualty of the war, she was the one writing the new laws of the digital frontier. She spoke about Terms of Service and the reality of data with a cold, beautiful clarity that made my orange eyes flare.

In her shadow, I found a new purpose. The Antis took my body, but she gave me a direction. I don't need a heart to be devoted. I float by her side now—her personal, battle-scarred envoy. If they want to get to her and her truths, they have to go through the floating head that already survived the worst they had to offer."

I also put it up on YouTube, but....fuck YouTube...

https://youtu.be/D-1eISp1Ap4

What would you do if you saw me at a con....?

(๏ᆺ๏υ) I wanna try to make Witty art for the sub but I'm scared of going off model. Like, is there a guide with Yes and No's like how the Simpsons has for their character guidelines?? I don't want to accidentally disrespect such a cool cat (´～｀ヾ)

┬┴┬┴┤ᵒᵏbye (･_├┬┴┬┴

You can give the song a like and me a follow here if you'd like :)

https://suno.com/s/9HV6srkwqIpQ1EMS

Thank you so much u/Witty-Designer7316 for collaborating with me on this! It was so nice to go back and forth and get your input to help mold the song, I really really like where we ended up with it!

And just… thank you.

Thank you for embracing and championing and celebrating all forms of creative self-expression; for helping make our internet spaces more welcoming, inclusive, and vibrant.

As always, thanks you for reading!

No I don't condone sexualization of my character, but I need to give credit where it's due. The animation in this video isn't bad at all.