ULTRAKILL Characters and their sexual preferences (Read body text for explanations)
(This is all from vibes i got from the enemies while playing, this is my opinion and only mine.)
Let me break down some of the more confusing picks. (from the bottom and upwards and the right to left.)
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C.O.K.M used to have sex, but the parasites rotted his cock off.
Benjamin is too big, but if war were to stop then they'd all fuck eachother senseless, a very fucking scary display for anyone in the ground watching.
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Mannequins live to die fuck them honestly.
Mirror reaper i also think is extremely unlikeable not one person in hell wants to get with them even though they have like an objectively sexy body.
Guttertanks would be Dom/Tops but they are so obnoxious that nobody can looks past their extremely toxic hetero macho personality.
Soldiers are domestic abusers.
Schism.
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I think glesh prison wouldn't have sex but panopticon got a new kink after getting brutally forced open by sisyphus.
Sentries take it up the ass regularly, they're just good at hiding that when V1 enters the room.
Ferrymen are the subbiest subs to have ever subbed.
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I don't know why death catchers are tops, it just feels right.
Swordsmachine is a switch but doesn't know it yet.
Guttermen are actually chill and cool bear type doms. much unlike the fucking pityable guttertanks.
Sisyphus Prime.
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Gabriel got so pissed he turned into a switch.
Do i really fucking need to explain why hideous mass is a switch?
Minos Prime.
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Virtues actually have melee attacks, but they like getting up and close to V1 because it arouses them to get manhandled like that
Gabriel has kinky sex with men up in heaven.
Do i fucking need to explain the Drones
Providence feels so fucking smug to dodge the whiplash, it's so obvious they just want to delay V1's inevitable closing in on their locatio, it makes them really fucking horny man. I mean like really fucking horny, they're on the verge of killing every other enemy in the room to give Them and V1 some privacy so V1 can fuck the shit ou of them right there and ten, it's actually insane how tsundere they are.
V2 was half expecting to get brutally mounted by V1 in clair de lune, But V1 is autistic and didn't get the hint. (Her foreplay is aggressive fighting and bloodshed, but that kink did kill her when V1 got too carried away and didn't hear V2's safeword.)
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Powers take turns insulting the person they're fucking, all of them getting equal time and amount of bounces on their prey's cock. (they are secretly super happy and horny to be hacing sex and such, but the military aspect of hell requires them to be condescending.)
Mindflayers are annoying and like to poke and prod as much as possible at their desired mate, they love floating around while teasing them, but when the foreplay ends they will do just about anything, they also carry around strap-ons if needed.
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Thank you for reading.