r/TheValleyTVShow

I really tried this season but it's boring af. I literally fell asleep last time while watching. This show should be cancelled, I'm sorry. Nothing is happening. It's just a bunch of 40 yo people with boring lives and kids. Like who wants to watch this? Even my neighbors are more fun to watch than these people. And sorry not sorry but it got even worse since Jax left. I said what I said. You can downvote me all you want. But the numbers speak for themselves: noone is watching this show. Time to cancel it or find another format cause this is clearly going nowhere.

Zack made a comment when Brittany was ordering pizza was that everyone in the group is on GLP-1's now.

Do we think that's true? I'm not looking for critiques of people's bodies. I'm just curious if we think they're ::all:: using it?

I live in Los Angeles and I can say everyone I know is. My best friend went on it because she said "I don't want to be the only one eating."

Again please don't criticize people's figures.

I will take this down if it is inappropriate.

This is gonna be VERY controversial- but I like the show it literally is what it is ? It’s not ground breaking and there’s people on there who I think behave grossly but the show does do what it says on the tin.

The people finding it boring: what are you expecting to happen them to be like today we’re skydiving then robbing a bank! The whole branding and everything was about it being the suburbs and more just normal ‘regular’ Life.

Are you expecting to like every person on the show ? In most reality shows there’s obvs some dicks - same as in real life! I see liking the show and liking the cast as two separate things …

Genuinely wondering what kind of thing you’re looking for when watching a show about a bunch of fame adjacent, semi successful/ successful people in their mid thirties to mid 40s…

Unhinged rant incoming;

Every man on this show is pissing me off this season, especially the unnecessary addition of Schwartz. I am confused how Tom Schwartz remains untouchably loved by the audience.🤮

Michelle calling him innocent made my blood boil. We have 12 years of footage to prove that man is so far from “innocent”. The Internet will tear apart Lala for bagging this season, while letting Tom Schwartz free ride yet again when he adds NO value and shows how women will continue to excuse his piss poor weaponized incompetence.

I am obviously an episode behind here; no offence to Summer, the hair receptionist, but after reading how many people think that Lala and Michelle mistreated that girl when she walked in and interrupted a situation (not Summers fault by any means), but nobody calls Tom Schwartz out either. He invited her (not his first time creating his own awkward situation and playing victim) and then left her hanging, because “I didn’t think you would come”. Lala and Michelle had no idea that girl was invited, they thought Schwartz was having a good time with a girl. His little invite shows up, unexpectedly to them and they get bashed for having any type of feeling about it.
Also, Tom clearly mentions in a talking head that he’s technically getting warm butterfly feelings from somebody he’s already seeing, so yet again doing his shitty Tom Schwartz bullshit where he fake dates while hiding his reality… Not a word from the audience on that one.

Do women realize the internalized misogyny they have by excusing Tom Schwartz? It’s giving Lisa Vanderpump vibes, these men can do no wrong. Again, we have 12 years of detailed footage to show just what a shit bag he is. Welcome to more seasons of documented footage of Schwartz making the same mistakes over and over and everyone fawning over his manipulative shtick.

On the after show Luke is talking about moving to Nashville. Having chickens and two residences. Kristen says she’s only been to Nashville once in her life. You can’t live in California and Nashville and have the life Luke is talking about. Chickens and animals need cared for daily; not just when you are in town. What happened to his property in Colorado?

I’ve never ever ever done this, not with housewives, VPR, any reality show I watch!!! I can always tolerate the villain or “most hated” person on any show.

NOT. HER. NO GOSH NO WHY IS SHE ON THIS SHOW WE ARE TIREDDDDDDDDDDDD

It stinks bc i wanna watch other people in those scenes but I just can’t. I blame my luteal phase for this outburst partially. Thanks for reading if you did.

So much unnecessary drama about stupid shit.

I’m over them, remove them and bring in some others from Vanderpump. Anyone else have suggestions who they could be replaced with?

I'm struggling to understand why production thinks anyone is expected to muster sympathy for Janet at this point. Her entire arc feels overproduced and painfully stretched. And let’s not rewrite history: this is someone who went out of her way to ice out Kristen and Zack back in Season 1, then still managed to send in her little "Croc-of-Sh*t-Boots" emissary to an event she wasn’t even invited to.

And the moral high ground? Please. Going all-in on Danny for drinking while conveniently overlooking Jax’s behavior last season, co-signed by her equally questionable husband isn’t accountability, it’s selective outrage. You don’t get to claim righteousness when you’re curating who qualifies as a problem. It's not even about principles anymore, it’s clearly about preference.

Honestly, the fallout with Kristen, Nia, Zack, and Jasmine feels less like a tragedy and more like the natural consequence of burning every bridge and then acting surprised when there’s nowhere left to stand.

Now that Jax is gone, Zach is the number one guy in the group! I went from not liking him to loving him season three and the rewatch.

Dear Andy Bravo,

I am a casual watcher as my lovely partner put me on a couple years ago. As an avid fan of the NBA (also very dramatic). I enjoyed the Valley s1 the piece with Jesse banging on the table, “everybody STFU my wife is speaking”, incredible.

Now as we are all becoming aware s3 is garbage. As I’m reviewing film from the couch here are some things I’ve noticed. Shit is getting lazy.

1. It is so obvious that the business model is an ad platform for random small biz around LA.
   I.E Tom/Michelle hanging out in a salt mine. The bros going to a bro nail salon.

2. Bravo will pay more $$& if you say stupid shit.
   E.G. Danny will sell his 6th unborn child to get any line on screen. Janet will fight anybody. Luke’s like fuck I gotta get my family good let me act crazy.

3. Damage control with Jax by adding LaLa and Tom.

Half baked thoughts but I think there is something warranting the flack.

Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen.

I’m just catching up here.

But, Luke and Kristen’s conversation bothered me TOO much. The conversation about the first trimester was WILD.
Your fiancée is growing your baby and her hormones are going insane and you can’t empathise with that??? You say you can’t do it anymore???
Honestly fuck Luke. These men are so ridiculous it’s disgusting.

I’m not disputing that it’s hard to be a first time dad, it’s hard to be a first time parent. However, it is legit biologically harder to be a first time mom. The hormones. The body changes. Having a baby stuck to your body the whole time.

Again, fuck these guys. Especially!!! Fuck Luke.

I mean it looks stunning on TV but I swear I saw this somewhere.

Hear me out. I know she is having a better szn. I will say that she’s more enjoyable now to watch for the most part even though she’s still bland — there are many instances where Michelle completely changes the story where it’s hard to watch her scenes and take them as reality. First being the Jesse and Isabella with her mother, we later heard on a podcast or after show (correct me and I’ll edit where) that in fact, Jesse wasn’t keeping Isabella from her grandmother, but Michelle wanted to go on a two week vacation to Europe with the honey man. He wanted to have conversations with death and not leave her in a house with her grandma on hospice for a week that actually makes perfect sense. Also, with her having an affair on Jesse. In season one she denied this and season two she admitted it and we all just glazed over that. Also, with this sleeping with a billionaire thing, but Danny said he had saw proof and now she is in fact, sleeping with a billionaire. I can’t imagine there are tons of billionaires around her, but who knows. Seeing Lacey’s POV with the ceast and desist shows Michelle’s side wasn’t truthful. And I really don’t believe that honey man dumped her because her body wasn’t fit enough that just seems like a crazy take and a way to look for sympathy. What guy would move you in to his house and then decide your body isn’t good enough.? Make it make sense. Just my two cents don’t come for me. She is more enjoyable to watch this szn.

TL;DR two of the women gossiped she left a party drunk. She was in the middle of a divorce had last close people in her life and didn’t want to film. The rumor these women were starting could cost her custody. It was proven not true but in the meantime she asked them to stop
Talking about her. One of the ladies told her she couldn’t ask that because she chose this. She threatened a cease and desist and would do it again