if u play that thickheaded airheaded motherfucker when u KNOW u have ABSOLUTE advantage and u LOSE? u know how u ABSOLUTELY SUCK and u should just throw your game away like smash isn't for u
Can't you play the fucking game without being an asshole about it? Is it really that hard to not be an insufferable little bitch?? Like, ok, congratulations, you are beating my ass; isn't that already enough for you??? You are winning the game, for fuck's sake! So do you seriously need to act all smug about it and rub it on my face in order to be happy about it?! Nearly 2000 hours playing this God-forsaken game and you can only still behave like a breathing piece of shit?! Really?!
We are low-15M GSP players, bitch, you are a fucking nobody; if you were to go to a local, you'd realize that you have absolutely nothing to brag about, and needless to say that mocking your opponents doesn't make you any more skillful either. Honestly, just go fuck yourself: if you can only enjoy the game by acting like a swine, you should just quit forever and leave the rest of us; screw off, asshole.
Go fuck yourselves. Miserable to play against. I’m glad you chronic online fucks get 0 social interaction being as annoying as possible. Fuck you.
Bro why does she start the match with the bronze sword. I have to camp for the first like 10 seconds to get the levin sword. I also hate how much chrom is involved in her set, despite him being his own character now. He’s literally in one of her win screens why is that a thing?
Ok, I’m over it.
I don’t give a fuck about them being part of the original 12 that started it all.
Get this stupid-ass sentient beach ball with eyes the size of my grandma’s fancy Moroccan dinner plates out of Smash.
There are literally hundreds of better options ready to go from the world of Pokemon. We don’t need the joke character anymore. There is only one floaty pink puffball anyone actually cares about, not two. Jigglynuts is dogshit in their own franchise and just as much of a wasted slot here too. If you play this one-trick pony of a character, hop off Hungrybox’s Melee legacy for three seconds. You’re not him, and you never will be. We’re tired of it.
In every iteration of this game their entire strategy is just being a bitch.
This dumbass wad of bubblegum constantly floats above like a gnat the entire match. Down air in & out of everything for a shit-ton of free damage. Pound just turns shields into a pebble, stays around way too long, and launches into a confirmed chain of forward airs. Rest is supposed to be the one hype move to their name, being a high-risk, high reward special, but with how many moves that can lead into a rest true combo, it’s the same song & dance every time.
Coming from someone who mains big guys that thrive off of deleting stocks in record time, it’s the most annoying shit to see this ugly mutant balloon animal do all this damage with none of the heavy drawbacks that come with it. We have to earn our kills in comparison, ‘cuz every mf we fight is a slippery bastard by default or has bullshit we can’t do much to get away from. Nobody kills earlier than us, but we have to actually get our hands on you first before a stock is said & done. Do you see us flying over your head fishing for bitch-ass aerials 99% of the time during the match, or do you see a bus coming at you full-speed that's ready to wrap this match up quickly?
It's not always great, but people feel a far greater deal of relief when fighting a heavy vs fighting Jigglypuff. No one gets excited to fight a Jigglypuff. They know it won't be a matchup where they have to implement strategy. It's just playing Fly Swatter Simulator, but if you miss, you're the one that gets swatted.
Jigglynuts will unironically fish for the same 3-4 things the entire time and call it "skill". Nothing cool, nothing interesting, and nothing worthy of honor.
If I wanted to relive the experience of trying to swat a wasp flying around my living room with a towel, I’ll ask for it. Not this corny monotony somehow called a fight.
Thank you Kirby for being the only squishy pink menace that matters.
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Did anyone else just get cucked by server maintenance?
I feel like I've been seeing an influx of ness and lucas players lately, and I don't like it
In my opinion it's Toon link, but I'd like to hear some of the justifications for regular link. Don't even try to say young link either, we all know it's not Yink
Asking because I feel like Tink's are the least annoying to fight, and I was watching TCnick3 and he thinks toon link is the most honest link, so I wondered what others thought
looking for people to practice with. I'm in elite smash with all my mains. wired connection no delay mod, but don't mind if you have it. I'm in the US east coast. really want to play with more chill people hmu
https://reddit.com/link/1sg6alp/video/pv7o0q8kb1ug1/player
DISCLAIMER, I FIGURED OUT WHY THIS HAPPENED, KAZUYA'S BITCHASS REFLECT IS TOO STRONG AND BROKE MY REFLECT.
Quick side note, the kazuya was actually chill asf, didn't spam, wasn't annoying or toxic, rematched me twice. I went 2 and 1 with him, this was my one loss. Very rare case of a Kazuya that didn't make me want to wipe my ass with a cactus
Anyways, yeah, you can probably guess why I'm posting this based on the clip. My guess was that the reflect hitbox came out just a SPLIT second too late, but I looked at the hitbox for mewtwo's side B and it seems to come out at the exact instant the visual effect for confusion appears, so in this clip, my read should have worked, at least I THINK so
If anyone knows wtf happened please lemme know, and if the kazuya that this was happens to be on here, gg, you were actually fun asf to play against
I've had a couple of talks with some friends of mine who were better than me or on my level, and I am happy with how honest they were to me about my Sonic being scrubby.
I feel like the way I play sonic can be impatient (I'm more-so on the aggressive side) When I'm looking at other sonic players/reps and seeing how they camp or play aggro in certain matchups it kinda makes me wonder if I'm doing something wrong, I feel like I am rather impatient or don't take full initiative all the time when it comes to playing against characters that are considered even or highly favorable for sonic. Is there anything I can do that can benefit my gameplay and put it in the right direction?
I wanna shape this into my own sonic that is motivated by other cool sonic players so I am willing to take any helpful advice!
Like a DO NOT understand why these tiny pricks have THAT much kill power as some heavyweights! Now sure, some characters have them things like Roy, Captain Falcon, Little Mac. But Mii Brawler is an entirely different breed.
For me it was Link. And I don’t even main or second with him but he’s stupid easy to camp and cheese wifh
meaning it makes me wannna get back into tekken and sf lol
