
r/ShitTonySays

Lyrics by Me
Music/Vocals are Ai (yeah, yeah, yeah I know..)
[Intro/Chorus]
You never had enough time for me.
You never had enough time for Tony.
You never had enough time, Amber Lee.
You never had enough time FOR ME.
[Verse]
Woke up on the bottom bunk
In this two man cell
In an ill fitting jumpsuit
Cuz I'm stuck in jail
Said I violated an order of protection
The D.A. Revoked my bail
Thought I found the one
But man she put me through hell
[Bridge]
I said it once and I'll say it again
I. Did. Nothing. Wrong.
I said it once and I'll say it again
I. Did. Nothing. Wrong.
And at my trial there's just one thing
I wanna say to the Judge
And that's "Tell your mom I said hi!"
[Verse 2]
I ain't had a pizza party since lord knows when
I just wish I had two large Speedy's Columbians
Playin' twin snakes with my cell mate
When it's lights out
It's the only way to pass time
In the jailhouse
And when I've cum and when I'm done
I'll whisper in his ear
"Have a good night sweetie"
[Pre Chorus]
Don't cry for me Amber Lee,
I'll be alright
Don't cry for me Amber Lee,
I'm doin just fine
Just focus on yourself
And I might do the same
You broke my heart
Cuz I tarnished your name
Now I'm stuck in Cougar County
With this ball and chain
[Chorus/Outro]
But ya never had enough time for me
You never had enough time for Tony
You never had enough time FOR ME
You never had enough time, Amber Lee.
I hope he gets out soon with the same energy he always brought but maybe with a more clear mind.
I loved watching all the chaos unfold but at the end of the day I really do hope he gets his shit together, whatever that means for him.
If he stops jacking off in Dunken and visiting highschools unsolicited and stealing coffee from hotels and yelling at old ladies and being racist and walking in the middle of the street and wearing thongs to public pools and harassing literally everyone he meets, id give him a fist bump.