r/Redteamtf2

Can we Hire them PLSSSSSS!!

For those who dont know,this is the Trex from the Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter Games Franchises. Now you guys might be asking: What is so special about this big,bad boy? Well…(im just gonna explain the lore in the simplest way)The trex was actually an alien found on a planet named FMM-UV 32 that somehow resembles the giant lizard on the earth (which is already extinct) what set it apart from the earth version is that it runs just as fast as earth cheetah,maybe even a sport cars. Not just that but the fact that it can actually weigh around 10-15 tons (20 tons as the largest if im not wrong). it also has a high durability enough to immune (still not sure) to gunshot and explosions. The only way to take down this bad boy is to shot directly at its eye which the bullet will travels all the way to its middle part,which is its brain.(Make sure to not tell this weakness to BLU team). Thats all about this Trex. So do u guys think this bad boy can join. Also pay him with meats instead of money. Cuz… why not?

gotta go fast,byeee :> (pleas hire this big bad boy)

If anyone curious of the items all you need is a box that can fit on your back then find 2 cans that can fit on top of the box but first you to cut out some squares on the top and bottom and sides to give it an edge and glue and tape it then you can glue the cans on top then tape the rest of the box white with white tape then color the HP symbol outline and tape the inside with red tape and then find a bottle or soda bottle that can fit on the side and carefully glue it to the side after that find a red value and tape it to the opening of the bottle and glue it on and tape then carefully glue it to the side of the box next order some backpack straps or anything that can put your arms in then glue it or tape it and then your good then next with bone saw draw on a big piece of cardboard the outline of the bone saw do double of it of every cutout to give it more grabble for your hand and then glue it all together next find some silver spray paint for the sharp part and then paint the rest of the body black and then your done.
This is my first TF2 post I hope you all enjoy it.

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She's ready to steal the briefcase. Hire her, please 🙏

I am definitely not a double agent from BLUteam

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and sistera'- I hurt people," "I'm a force a' nature," and "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead by wolves!"

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I am hoping to get to put my medical skills to use in a space with... Less moral requirements let's say.