Should I post on LinkedIn just to make fun of it all?
I quit corporate a year ago. I also quit social media (besides LinkedIn since it’s shitty and not addicting), but it’s made me aware of how ridiculous all of the ”thought leaders” and their stupid posts are.
I have no plans to reenter the workforce so I really feel like posting on there just to make fun of it all.
Every post is the same. The stupid hook. (read more) Each sentence on its own line. The dumb lesson.
I’ve been thinking of posting this, what do you think?
>It all started with a BANG! Then silence…
>The runners took off, majestic in their stride.
>But not me, I stayed. I stayed and watched.
>All sprinting in the same direction. For what?
>“What’s the hurry?” I yell after them.
>I find myself laser focused on the starter with the pistol.
>“Not today!” I scream as I grab their wrist and professionally twist it out of their hands.
>It drops on the ground with a thud. The crowd gasps.
>Suddenly, it was me with the starter pistol.
>Of course, it was always me.
>I control the race.
>I am Steve.
>I am strong.
>I am LinkedIn.