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José Antonio Morante Camacho undergoing a "sphincter reconstruction" due to the goring inflicted by a bull yesterday.
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José Antonio Morante Camacho undergoing a "sphincter reconstruction" due to the goring inflicted by a bull yesterday.

u/EaterofGrief — 11 hours ago
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How do I tell the guy I'm seeing he's not satisfying me sexually?

He can only last 1-2 mins during sex. He fingers me before and halfway thru but it's not the same. He doesn't want to go down on me bc I have HPV (high-risk/lowgrade/asymptomatic). Not receiving oral sex has also felt really hard. He's said that sexual performance has previously been a source of anxiety, so I want to be sensitive.

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u/lillpicklee — 12 hours ago
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I had a little accident with my husbands fav cup. Does anyone know where I can buy anything similar?

It dropped out of the cupboard and smashed. He has had it for many years and I doubt I can get the same one, but I need something similar. It was huge (2ish cup size) and bright, cartoons optional.

I am coming to the UK tomorrow (it was bought there originally) so I would like to get him a replacement to bring home.

Thanks in advance you wonderful people with endless combined knowledge!

u/Icy-Hippopotenuse — 20 hours ago
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If I had £1 For Every Time Someone asked Mark for £2000….

I’d have £2. Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Consultio/Consultius and British London really had Mark in a chokehold.

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u/atomichowl — 22 hours ago
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Mark, I don’t mean to be weird, or anything. But did anything happen..between us, at one of Mac Leish’s weird..DAR-ty PAR-ty’s?

u/buswankr — 12 hours ago
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Oo, I've got a bull on me car, I'm so important. No, what you're doing there is you're driving an advert, ain't ya, eh, shithead

u/Lampin101 — 1 day ago