r/Neverbrokeabone

I saw that according to the rules teeth (baby or otherwise) don't count but I still wanted to share this absolute gem I finally found proof of.

I was quite the rowdy kid and despite many sprains, scraps, and bruises I never broken a bone. What my mum never let me forget though was my talent for launching baby teeth with root and all. She said that if I wanted a popsicle I didn't have to hand in a tooth like some twisted version of the tooth fairy (it helped lessen the bleeding). At the worst I was missing 7 front teeth for close to a year, the lisp was epic.

I didn't have any photographic evidence of this until my brother went digging into the attic archives and found this picture.

My some bone miracle all my adult teeth eventually came through straight and I have been living my strong bone life every since.

I recently posted to brag that I'd never broken a bone and many of you complained that I didn't do anything to break my bones, thus I was a fraud essentially. Well, today I prove my superiority by falling through my fuckin' floor and still not breaking anything but my dignity and probably my underwear. Fucked up my leg but not a damn thing is broken. It wasn't like a full body fall and I've recreated what happened through a beautiful drawing. Hole in the floor will also be shown (blanket fell in after me)

No, I don't think it's termites. They just made our floors with wannabe plywood

Great stretch though

It would appear I was a BBB all along

She hurt her leg when she slipped and fell. Vet made X-rays and called to confirm she didn't break anything. That my girl! 💪

I've got a surgery scheduled for Friday... A hip arthroscopy for an FAI and labral tear. At least I know my bones are so strong they've grown to fight my hip mobility. Wish me luck, kind words or stories of similar procedures / recovery info would be appreciated.

Fractured my pinky. I’m jobless and BBB. Fml.

I am sad to say that I am a Brittle Boned Bitch.
After being a strong boned for almost 18 years, I chipped my ankle bone after spraining my ankle. So, goodbye…