r/MelanieFartinez

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I bet melanie's mansion smells like shit

This literally just came to me when i was watching an Instagram reel of someone mentioning they didn't know that french bulldog's fart so much because they just adopted one but do ya'll know how much frenchies fart? Thoes dogs are straight up gass beast. Melanie's mansion is probably one giant shit dome or a super large dutch oven. I bet when her friends visited and they walk through her door they get a good whiff of sour dog farts but have to pretend everything is fine and breath through it so she doesn't get upset. Let's also remember she has 2 frenchie's....i think? If she still has mochi then she definitely got two gass machines walking around.

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This is literally the 4th Crybaby fan who pulled the "SA victim" card when you tell them their stupid fav celebrity is a r@pist

and her research is literally tiktoks made by other brainwashed 12 year old crybabies

u/aizshouta — 14 days ago
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i wish to stress that the video was made by patricia taxxon, who also made a video on k-12 (albeit mostly just about the plot and music being bad), so i think since she might be entering discussion.

i'm pretty sure i can't go fully into detail about everything patricia taxxon has done, but stuff like including being into ddlg (this is actually just straight up said in the k-12 video), making weird posts about incest/pedophilia and saying 'taboo kink' is queer, some odd statements about black autistic people? list goes on. not exactly a shocker she'd jump to defense of melanie martinez and shun the people who criticized the ageplay in her work.

but i don't want to clog up this anti-melanie community with some other girl so i'm just going to post a link talking about the sexual harassment and grooming and not taking full responsibility.

https://www.tumblr.com/hello-im-dog/796058329023758336/patricia-taxxon-allegations-of-sexual?source=share

you can form your own opinion but, judging by her video circulating on this sub i mean to focus on awareness about just who is defending her

u/7mauleddoll7 — 11 days ago
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Like when someone has to take a crap or take a dump or shit we say "i gotta drop a melanie" or "i gotta take a martinez"? I would prefer "take a Martinez" or "drop a martinez" because it just sticks better (no pun intended) but let me know your guy's thoughts? I got the idea from the movie just go with it when Jennifer Aniston made a code name for shit by naming it after her enemy Devlin for her kids to use to replace the word crap and dump

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u/Cheap_Impression7406 — 12 days ago