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me: 5’3”, black, glasses. I’m introverted, but enjoy getting to know people whose energy and interests resonates with mine. I love discussing my favorite music, watching sci-fi shows and movies, reading, and taking long walks outside. I can’t host but can travel within the DMV.

I’m inexperienced in the bedroom and it’s been a long time since I’ve been intimate with anyone, so I’m mainly looking for a someone who’s communicative and willing to show me the ropes. I would like to meet for coffee first to vibe-check and confirm mutual attraction! :)

you: 22-35, single. DDF and can provide test results. Able to host or willing to book a room. Dominant but patient and prioritizes safety and communication. Race doesn’t matter to me but mutual attraction is important, be prepared to exchange pics! Left-leaning and able to hold conversation. Please be normal lol.

Send me a message introducing yourself, and let’s see where things go! :)

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u/Acceptable-Heart8230 — 13 days ago

Single, kinky, and open-minded. I'm looking for a dominant FWB who's into threesomes and enjoys taking the lead. Bonus points if you have experience as a bull or breeder, as that definitely plays into my cuckquean kink. Also enjoy rough sex and impact play.

If that matches your freaky vibe, hit me up. Happy to talk and see if we click for a public meeting.

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u/LilMissEbonyVixen — 12 days ago

Married couple located in Calvert County / Southern Maryland

33 year old female
40 year old male

We are fit and in shape for parents 😂

Looking to share pics, chat, and/or see where things go. We have always been kinky but are looking to include new people in our bedroom life.

Average couple located in Southern Maryland, Calvert County.

Please send us a message. We love to talk to others, sext, share pics, etc.

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u/Advanced_Scientist57 — 12 days ago

I'm a transgirl that likes exploring my girly side. I'm ok with just cuddles but love making out too but don't mind talking and just answering questions. If you are ok with a transgirl, hit me up. If nothing else, we might become new friends.

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u/Fun-TG0115 — 12 days ago

Hi, its weird doing stuff in your 30s. It's weird making friends too. I like going to metal shows and occasionally go solo, sometimes my brother. Would definitely prefer to not go alone but I will.

Perks of going with me:

  1. I'm funny

  2. I often have energy drinks and motrin in my car

  3. Will probably drive

  4. I work as an ER nurse so can help you if you get injured, probably. I know CPR at least ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cons of going with me:

  1. I will get distracted before we go

  2. I'm only like 5ft tall, I'm going to ask if we can get closer

Alls I ask is you're not creepy and not like... 27 and under because I will feel old.

DM me if you want. We can meet in person and hang so its not weird. Not limited to just concert friends either. I also like horror movies, hiking, escape rooms, nature walks and going to the gym. But I definitely don't wanna go to shows alone.

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u/Live_Sympathy5845 — 12 days ago

About me: 5'3, curvy, bratty masochistic, alt black woman. Piercings, dyed hair and tattoos. I've been told I'm funny, and I've got a good sense of humor and love banter. Soft eyes and softer lips.

Vanilla: Politically left. Into metal, pop punk, Midwest emo and K-indie. Painting, karaoke, sketching, anime, kdrama and video game lore.

Non vanilla: spankings, hair pulling, impact, scratching, gagging and more. Interested in throat training, orgasm denial/forced orgasm, shibari, etc.

Hard limits: Any anal until I'm ready, race play, gaping, permanent marks, punching/kicking, scat, vomit, and diapers, age play, anything illegal.

Looking for a dd:bg/brat wrangler 24/7 dynamic with someone very experienced and able to give me what I need. I don't want a fwb or ons. Also communication and consistency are very important and non-negotiable. I'm clingy and pouty, if you don't like that then I'm not the brat for you.

I'd prefer a continuous relationship with the end goal being a romantic relationship with the same dynamic/lifestyle, ie: using an app where we build our dynamic and keep track of rules, punishments, rewards. I crave structure and rules. I love to push boundaries.
I'd also appreciate if we had things outside of this in common.

You: 34-48 years old. Politically left and nerdy. Taller than me and live in Maryland/Baltimore/DMV area. Open to Philly or Lancaster. Very familiar with this dynamic and experienced. Established and dominant. Able to give me attention and punishments as you see fit. Not looking for anyone poly/partnered or that has children.

I also work from home, so it would be nice if you also did so we could talk during the day. (not a deal breaker)

If this is something you're interested in, feel free to send me a message with your age, area and why you think we would work well and what you're looking for. I hope to hear from you~

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u/spoiledxseraph — 9 days ago

26 [F4M] #21782 looking for hung fwb

Hello! I’m a married woman looking for fwb/bull to play with. Must be:

  1. Good looking
  2. Respectful and clean
  3. Gentle and not overbearing
  4. Focused on my pleasure.
  5. Willing to travel

I’m 5'11", fit, huge tits, round ass, and a little shy. I'll send pics on request.

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u/doubledupe — 6 days ago

Hey there! 34F here 👋🏼 Looking for a M or F friend to hangout and ski with! Semi new to the area and don’t know where to ski at 😭 Looking for friendly chill vibes and to hang out too!

A little about me - 34, brown hair, blue eyes, white, a little bit of an introvert but working on it. Enjoy outdoorsy activities, sports, trying new food etc. Obsessed with 90s/2000s alternative music.

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u/Ok-Salt-865 — 10 days ago

29 [F4A] #21703 - Help a fat butch lesbian get her rocks off.

Hello - looking to take my first cock. Also open to a beautiful woman.

You - Clean cock. Open minded.

I am a fat butch lesbian. I want someone to show me what I’m missing out on.

Please message with asl and your name. I will expect a picture to come soon after. Looking forward to chatting.

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u/k-holetrades — 5 days ago

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5'6, 190lbs, thick but a great build. afab and femme presenting but use he him pronouns. I have a kink list upon request but mains are petplay, degrading, tpe, and face fucking. I love being used.

Im hoping to meet someone 21-45 y.o, with a nice thick cock or toys for me to gag on and be used by. Local preferred but open to distance if we meet eventually. :)

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u/vexxxtenz — 9 days ago

43 [M4F] #Baltimore County - #Online: Lascivious Bard rolling for Seduction, searching for a Nerdy Dirty companion to share laughs with on the quest for the Pornucopia of Orgasms™

Hello there! (ObiWan.gif)

I'm 43, married (wife knows, medically complicated), pic on profile, Iooking for: a dirty nerdy gal who could be my kryptonite and steady voice chat partner/playmate to share intimacy, laughs, and a pornucopia of orgasms with.

I work from home three days a week, M/T/W and have every other weekend with some time to myself. Usually free late morning until early evening for any "sexy times". I'm very aware stars/schedules might not align for most, *but I'm also hoping to text/chat throughout the week as a whole to build/maintain the connection.*

Little more about me:

Totally a nerd, into sci-fi and fantasy. Huge Tolkien, Marvel, and studio Ghibli fan. Still manage to play D&D and some video games now and then. I just happen to have a turbocharged libido and overactive imagination to go along with it.

Physically: I could be Kevin Smith's stunt double. So if you're not into a bit of a "chubby lunchbox" Silent Bob aesthetic, then I won't be your type.

I used to be a phone sex operator/spicy audio content creator many moons ago.

I'm a firm believer in communication, set expectations, and constant informed consent. (Because consent is *sexy*)

On the dominant side, and it leans Praise/Pleasure. I find more fulfillment through my partner having her needs met. However, like a bard, I'm a jack of most trades so if you need a firmer hand or rougher tongue I'm happy to provide. Let's explore those wicked corners of your mind and those fantasies together.

I'm looking for consistency and genuinely enjoy connection. Sexy stuff is so much better when there's more than just hormones involved.

I'm hoping you:

Are preferably 25+, enjoy and embrace your sexuality as much as your own nerdiness and hobbies/interests.

You're very into voice too. You have a bit of an aural kink and the "male moan" is music to your ears. Bonus points if you also have a filthy mouth of your own. Let's make a symphony of sin together. 

You squirm (in a good way) thinking about being told how pretty you are when your mascara is running and you're going over that edge. Surrendering to pleasure and switching your mind off so that you can be the best "no thought, head empty" puddled mess makes your heart race and toes curl.

Appreciate a guy who can lead but still keep things fun/nerdy. Sometimes it's good to have a healthy mix of humor along with sexy stuff.

Are discreet, drama-free, know how to enjoy the moment, but not looking to just hit it and quit it. You want to build routine and consistency. You also feel that connection makes everything more impactful.

So, If you like a mix of nerdy banter, playful dominance, and maybe a few cute pics of my cats, then take a chance and roll the dice.

Hopefully for both of us it'll be at Nat 20*

*If you've read this far, thank you for dealing with my ADHD brain. When you DM , tell me your favorite color

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u/Murphy_Dropkick410 — 4 days ago