I recently got a new TV, so put my old TV in the hallway temporarily. My old girl sniffed something behind it and accidentally knocked it over. It was completely stuck sideways and I had to destroy it to get it out (the tv, not the dog). Walls are a little messed up too but thankfully I don't rent so it's only my problem.
My fault for leaning it there, I didn't think it would be a problem.
The paper had been sitting on the table next to this chair for months. But she decided it was time to do something about it.
and then stood at the back gate begging to come back in 🤦🏻♀️ no more backyard without supervision
Her greed sickens me. It sickens her too, if the rumbling in her belly is anything to go by
I THOUGHT I found the “go bye bye” life hack but was totally wrong! Don’t try this, guys!
So I read online if you start 💩’n blood your pawrents will freak out and take you to the vet. I was bored the other night and decided I didn’t want to go to bed yet so I tried it. It worked! Mom was hysterical! Her and my human big brother drove super fast to this place far away they called the pet ER. This sounded different, I read online you have to go to the vet but I don’t mind the vet, they give me peanut butter, I didn’t have a clue what this ER thing was about. Plus mom said I had to lay down in the car and couldn’t even look out the window, that was such a bummer! But hey a super long car ride and mom even sat in the back seat with me, score!
Once we got there things escalated quickly! (See second picture) The lady stuck her finger in my butt! Like whoa there buddy, you smell good but you’re not my species! I did not read that part online! Like seriously guys, I recommend a different way to get a car ride, this was crazy, like they didn’t leave my booty alone!
Then they kept us there way too long like I regretted the whole thing at this point. I was tired like it was way past bedtime and I had to lay on the floor, no comfy bed or pillows and mom didn’t even snuggle with me down there, she just sat on the dumb chair. Then when they finally let us leave they gave me medicine. You read that right, no yummy treatos, nasty medicine! So guys, don’t do everything you see online especially not this!
Mom would only let me post this if she got to say some pawrent things so her part is below.
🐾 Paws up guys! Stanley
The goofball is just fine now, the reason was never found, just a diagnosis of bloody diarrhea. 24hrs later he’s back to himself, thankfully.
Mom wasn’t home to take her out to potty, when I tried to take her to peepee.
Commands were different, didn’t compute
Caught in the act. Not ashamed.
... To this boy barreling through the campsite and completely destroying his dad's weather station.
I say the weather station was set up in the wrong spot.
His dad disagrees.
But Little One seems to agree with me 😂
...and a packet of tissues and chewed them up all over the carpet on two floors.
Then she had a wicked tummy ache and threw up the evidence.